Wyndham Mauna Loa: Your Hawaiian Paradise Awaits!
Wyndham Mauna Loa: Your Hawaiian Paradise Awaits! (…But Does It Really?) A Deep Dive (and a Few Rambles)
Okay, folks, let's talk Wyndham Mauna Loa. "Your Hawaiian Paradise Awaits!" they say. Well, my bags are unpacked (finally!), and my tan is… progressing. So, let's get real about whether this place truly lives up to the hype, shall we? Because let's be honest, sometimes "paradise" comes with a side of, well, a little bit of reality check.
First Impressions & Accessibility (Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks)
First things first: accessibility. This is HUGE, and I'm impressed. Wyndham Mauna Loa scores points big time here. They've got facilities for disabled guests, an elevator, and I saw ramps everywhere. That's genuinely fantastic. Especially for a place that’s supposed to be all about unwinding. It's a solid starting point.
Getting Around & Getting Connected: Getting to the hotel was a breeze with their airport transfer service – a lifesaver after a long flight, no question. Parking? Free car park on-site, which is always a win. Car power charging station too – futuristic! And then – crucial for us modern folk – Wi-Fi [free]! AND Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Glorious. But even MORE glorious? Internet access – LAN if you're old-school like me… or just really need a stable connection. I needed to upload some very important cat videos. Gotta keep the people informed.
Cleanliness & Safety – Navigating the COVID Era
Alright, let’s address the elephant in the room: COVID-19. Wyndham Mauna Loa seems to be taking it seriously. I saw staff trained in safety protocol, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. They even use anti-viral cleaning products. They’ve got hand sanitizer everywhere, too. I’m a little OCD by nature, so I appreciated the extra precautions. I even saw a doctor/nurse on call – which gave me a small amount of comfort, even if I didn't use them.
They've also got individually-wrapped food options at the buffet (more on that later…). Safe dining setup with sanitized kitchen and tableware items. And thank goodness for cashless payment service! Nobody wants to be fumbling with dirty bills.
I didn’t see the room sanitization opt-out available and I probably would have taken it. And I'M pretty sure some minor detail was missed on the room.
The Rooms: Sanctuary or… Semi-Sanctuary?
Available in all rooms: Yes, they're there. additional toilet? No but who needs one. Air conditioning: Absolutely essential! Alarm clock: check. Bathrobes: Soft and fluffy! Bathroom phone: I didn’t even know those still existed! Bathtub: Luxury! Blackout curtains: HUGE for jet lag and staying up until 3 am. Carpeting: uh… not my favorite. Closet: Spacious, thank goodness. Coffee/tea maker: Essential. Complimentary tea: Nice touch. Daily housekeeping: (bless them!). Desk: for work/procrastination. Extra long bed: Good for my 6’3” frame. Free bottled water: Hydration is key! Hair dryer: Check. High floor: I got a room with a view, and it was fantastic. In-room safe box: Secured my questionable life decisions. Internet access – LAN and Wireless: Got it. Ironing facilities: I have a friend who ironed his underwear once. I did not. Laptop workspace: Important, whether you're working or pretending to. Linens: Clean and comfortable. Mini bar: Stocked (and expensive). Mirror: Lots of those! Non-smoking: Thank goodness. On-demand movies: Kept me entertained during my insomnia-fueled nights. Private bathroom: Obviously. Reading light: Useful. Refrigerator: So I could chill my… refreshments. Safety/security feature: yep. Satellite/cable channels: Tons of them, as expected. Scale: The judgment machine. Seating area: Perfect for lounging. Separate shower/bathtub: Nice. Shower: good water pressure. Slippers: comfy. Smoke detector: Good to know. Socket near the bed: Genius. Sofa: Cozy. Soundproofing: Pretty good! Telephone: I used it to call room service at 3 am. Toiletries: Decent. Towels: Fluffy. Umbrella: just in case. Visual alarm: For those who need it. Wake-up service: Worked like a charm. Window that opens: Yay, fresh air!
One little gripe: the décor was leaning towards… "generic hotel room." It wasn't bad, it just didn't scream "HAWAII!" Like, I wanted more aloha in the design. Maybe some strategically placed pineapples? Just a thought.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Aloha Spirit (Or Not?)
Okay, let's get to the good stuff: FOOD. This is where things get interesting.
They have restaurants! They have a poolside bar! They have coffee shop! They have a snack bar! They have a buffet in restaurant! Yes, that is a lot.
The Buffet: Let's be honest, buffets can be a gamble. Wyndham Mauna Loa's? It was… fine. The Asian breakfast was a solid choice, but the offerings were not extensive enough. I was on the lookout for the Western cuisine in restaurant and breakfast, but those were a little underwhelming. I appreciated the coffee/tea in restaurant but my coffee never felt strong enough. I would like some desserts in restaurant, because that is the only way to live.
The Poolside Bar: Now this was more like it. Happy hour was a lifesaver (Mai Tais are your friend, trust me). The poolside bar gave me a lot of bottle of water. The salad in restaurant was fresh and crisp.
Room service [24-hour]: Genius. Thank you, for letting me order food at 3 AM. The a la carte in restaurant was well-handled.
They offer alternative meal arrangement, and Vegetarian restaurant
Spa & Relaxation – Finding Your Zen (Or Not Quite)
Alright, let’s talk relaxation. Wyndham Mauna Loa has a seriously good spa setup: Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath.
I went for a massage. And it was… heavenly. The therapist was amazing, the pressure was perfect, and I practically melted into the table. The whole experience was incredibly relaxing. After that, I hit the sauna and the steamroom – which were both fantastic.
I skipped the Body scrub and Body wrap which makes me a failure.
Swimming Pool & Things to Do:
Swimming pool, Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool was HUGE! And the view was… stunning. It's a postcard-perfect view. I spent a LOT of time in that pool.
They also have a fitness center and gym/fitness, but… I might have accidentally spent more time at the poolside bar than in the gym. Priorities, people.
For the Kids & Family:
Wyndham Mauna Loa seems to cater to families pretty well. They have Family/child friendly, Babysitting service, and Kids meal. I didn’t have kids with me (thank goodness, because… chaos), but I saw plenty of happy families around.
Services & Conveniences – The Little Things That Make a Difference
Wyndham Mauna Loa offers a laundry list of services: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping (bless them!), Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, and Xerox/fax in business center.
They truly do have everything. The concierge was helpful, and the convenience store was a lifesaver when I ran out of… well, let’s just say "essentials."
The Verdict: Should You Book?
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into my Wyndham Mauna Loa Village adventure! This isn't your perfectly staged travel brochure; this is the messy, glorious, sunburnt truth.
Day 1: Aloha, and a Whole Lotta Confusion
Morning (8:00 AM): Ugh, the flight. Let's just say I spent more time wrestling with a screaming toddler than actually enjoying the in-flight movie. Arrived in Kona, immediately hit by a wall of humid, fragrant air. My hair? Already frizzy. My resolve? Questionable.
(9:30 AM): Picking up the rental car. The paperwork was a nightmare. Apparently, my name “Sarah Connor” (I kid, I kid) isn’t as common as I thought. They even asked if I was the one from that movie… I'm 40 and can't even change a tire, let alone fight Terminators!
(11:00 AM): The Wyndham Mauna Loa Village check-in was…well, a process. After a long tiring flight, I was hoping to get my keys right away, but the line was long and the clerk very chatty. I wanted to get to my room, but it seemed like I was going to be in this queue for a while. In the end, I had my keys and I was ready to go!
(12:00 AM): Finally! Room. It's bigger than my Manhattan apartment, which is a win. Ocean view? Check. Balcony? Check. Suddenly, my mood is soaring.
(1:00 AM): First real Hawaiian meal. Got some poke. Delicious. The fish tasted as good as the ocean breeze. The only problem? I think I overdid the wasabi. My sinuses are currently attempting to escape my face.
(2:00 PM): I wanted to "chill" at the pool, but found out that all the chairs are taken…so I just decided to walk around by the pool. It really is a beautiful and relaxing environment
(4:00 PM): I decide to head back to the room to catch some sleep.
(6:00 PM): After resting, I decide to head back to the pool, and there are a lot of open seats! I can't believe my luck! Just sitting here by the pool, drinking something cold, and listening to the sounds of the birds just makes me feel more relaxed.
(8:00 PM): Dinner at a local restaurant. I tried to be adventurous and had the "local catch" (which, frankly, looked a little suspicious) but it was actually really good.
(9:30 PM): Lights out. Exhaustion washes over me. Tomorrow: Volcanoes! (Fingers crossed I don't trip over a lava rock.)
Day 2: Volcanoes, Lava, and the Unexpected Tears
(7:00 AM): Alarm clock. Ugh. But the sunrise over the ocean… worth it. Coffee on the balcony. Pure bliss. For about five minutes, until a rogue seagull tried to steal my bagel.
(8:00 AM): Headed to the Volcano National Park. I'm not a big "nature person," in fact, I'd prefer AC and a good show, so I was a little skeptical. But the drive there was breathtaking. I mean, breathtaking. The landscape shifted from lush green to desolate black. The air smelled… different. Not bad, just… primal.
(10:00 AM): Visiting the Kilauea Caldera. It was HUGE. Honestly, seeing it felt more emotional than I'd expected. I'm talking actual tears. I sat on a rock and just watched, feeling incredibly small and incredibly lucky. It was awe-inspiring…and maybe a little scary. The earth is powerful, y'all.
(12:00 PM): Okay, maybe a little too emotional. Decided I needed a break from existential contemplation. Lunch at the Volcano House restaurant. Surprisingly decent food, and a fantastic view of the caldera. Felt the lava flowing and now felt a new sense of purpose.
(1:00 PM): Hiked a portion of the Kilauea Iki Trail. It was hot, the sun was relentless, and I probably should have brought more water. But the views were spectacular. The sheer scale of the solidified lava flows was mind-blowing. Definitely a good workout too!
(4:00 PM): The Chain of Craters Road. This road is insane, weaving down towards the ocean, and you just start seeing the remnants of craters. It felt like driving into another world. We're going back there again.
(6:00 PM): Back to the resort. The pool felt amazing after all that hiking. Also, I have a sunburn. Note to self: Wear sunscreen. Apply liberally.
(8:00 PM): Trying (key word: trying) to cook something in the condo. Disaster. I'm pretty sure I set off the smoke alarm. Ordered pizza.
(9:00 PM): Watching the sunset from the lanai. Glorious. Feeling content. Still a little emotional about the volcano. Maybe I need a therapist… or, more likely, another mai tai.
Day 3: Snorkeling Mishaps and the Pursuit of Relaxation
(8:00 AM): Breakfast. Seriously considering just living off pineapple for the rest of the trip.
(9:00 AM): Snorkeling at Kahalu'u Beach Park. I, and I cannot stress this enough, am not a graceful swimmer. I spent more time struggling with my snorkel and flailing than actually enjoying the fish. It was, frankly, humiliating. But hey, I saw a sea turtle! Totally worth the near-drowning experience.
(11:00 AM): Shopping at a local market. Found some amazing (and slightly overpriced) souvenirs. Tried to haggle with a very unimpressed vendor. Failed miserably.
(1:00 PM): Massage at the resort spa. Finally, pure bliss! The tension from wrestling with the snorkel gear melted away. This is what vacation is supposed to feel like.
(3:00 PM): Pool time. Actually managed to read a book without falling asleep this time. Success!
(6:00 PM): Dinner at a beachfront restaurant. Fresh fish, ukulele music, and a perfect sunset. The ukulele music was a little cheesy, but hey, I’m in Hawaii, so I'm not going to judge.
(9:00 PM): Packing. Reality is looming. Don't want to leave. But, the trip was all I needed. I'll be back soon!
Quirks, Imperfections, and Ramblings:
- The humidity. It's a constant, sticky presence. My hair is a disaster.
- I've eaten so much pineapple. I think I'm turning into a pineapple.
- I keep losing my sunglasses.
- I've developed a minor obsession with macadamia nuts.
- I keep thinking, "I need to do this again."
- I saw a geico commercial and thought "that would be me!".
Conclusion:
This trip was rough around the edges, a little messy, and full of unexpected moments. But that's what made it incredible. It was real. It was fun. And it was definitely more than I expected, and will be a trip I will cherish. As they say, "Aloha", and I'll definitely be back.
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