Escape to Paradise: Imperial Hawaii Resort Waikiki Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Imperial Hawaii Resort Waikiki Awaits! - My Brain Dump (aka, a Review!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a full-on, no-holds-barred review of the Imperial Hawaii Resort Waikiki. I'm talking everything – the good, the weird, the "wait, what?" moments. Forget polished travel brochure language. This is the raw data, straight from the trenches, with a healthy dose of my own brand of chaotic enthusiasm.
First, the basics, for the SEO-hungry folks (and Google, you listening?): Waikiki Hotel, Honolulu Hawaii, Accessible Hotel, Family Friendly Waikiki, On-site Restaurant, Poolside bar, Free Wi-Fi, Spa Waikiki, Beach vacation. There, I did it. Now, let's really get into it.
Arrival & First Impressions (and My Existential Dread of Elevators)
Accessibility is hugely important. I mean, getting around should be the least of your worries on vacation, right? Imperial Hawaii seems to try. They list Facilities for disabled guests and have an Elevator, which is a MUST. (Oh, and speaking of elevators…it's outside, so you get a great view, but I have a weird thing with heights so…yikes, but I survived!)
The Front desk [24-hour] is a Godsend, especially when you arrive at some ungodly hour (like I did, thanks to those dang red-eye flights!). Check-in/out [express]? Yes, please! And the Contactless check-in/out is a bonus in these germ-conscious times. Plus, they actually have staff trained in safety protocols. That's a massive relief.
Rooms: My Fortress of Solitude (or, How to Avoid the Toddler From Hell)
Okay, let's be honest. Hotels are all about the rooms, right? And I'm happy to say the rooms are pretty dang good! They have Non-smoking rooms – THANK YOU, universe! – which is a massive plus for my sensitive little nose. Plus:
- Air conditioning: Essential. Don't even think about going to Hawaii without it.
- Free Wi-Fi: And it's Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the download gods!
- Mini bar: Always a welcome sight, even if it's just for that emergency chocolate bar at 2 AM.
- Desk: Perfect for, uh, writing (ahem) reviews.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Luxury!
- Blackout curtains: My saviors from the merciless Hawaiian sun!
- Soundproofing: This is critical. ESPECIALLY if you're escaping from a toddler. More on that later…
- In-room safe box: Always good for peace of mind.
- Wake-up service: Because I'm incapable of waking up without assistance.
Okay, the rooms are pretty standard honestly, but they've got everything you need to survive. I had a bit of a hiccup when the cleaning staff accidentally took my phone charger (true story!)! I called the front desk, and they sorted it out super fast. Daily housekeeping – yes, please! They were super professional and got it back to me like, yesterday. Seriously, A+.
The Food & Drink: My Deep Dive into the Buffet Abyss (and Discovering the Power of Island Cocktails!)
Okay, food is serious business. I need to confess… I'm a buffet person. And the Breakfast [buffet]? Chef's kiss. Seriously, the chaos, the endless choices, the sheer volume of breakfast food… it was glorious. And the Asian breakfast and Western breakfast options? Chef kiss again.
They also have various Restaurants -- A la carte in restaurant? Check. Coffee/tea in restaurant? DOUBLE CHECK. Desserts in restaurant? Don't get me started. I'm already drooling. And the Poolside bar. Oh, the poolside bar. That's where the magic happens, folks. The Happy hour there is a MUST. I'm talking potent cocktails, the salty sea breeze, and that feeling of pure, unadulterated relaxation. Total bliss. Poolside bar= 10/10
And, okay, I confess, sometimes I ordered Room service [24-hour]. Because, vacation. And, hey, you can get a Bottle of water – always a must!
I didn't try the Vegetarian restaurant, but I'm sure it's fine. I was too busy chasing the buffet line!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (or, How I Became a Spa Convert)
This is where Imperial Hawaii really shines. Guys, it's the Body scrub, the Body wrap, the Massage, the Sauna, the Spa, the Spa/sauna, the Steamroom… I became a spa person! I'm not gonna lie, I was a bit skeptical at first. I've always been more of a "lie on the beach with a trashy novel" kind of gal. But wow. Just…wow. The massage? Pure bliss. Absolute heaven.
And then the Swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous. The Pool with view is everything I always wanted. Laying by the pool is a dream.
Things to do are plentiful. But be prepared, they are a bit generic.
Cleanliness & Safety: Are We Alive? (A Very 2024 Question)
They take cleanliness seriously. I'm talking Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Rooms sanitized between stays, and a Safe dining setup. All of it makes you feel a little more relaxed. Also, the staff is well prepared, and I noticed Staff trained in safety protocol.
For the Kids (Because Someone Has To Mention Them)
I saw lots of families. I'm not one, but I noticed they have Babysitting service, which is gold for any parent that's not me. They're also Family/child friendly and have Kids facilities, which I imagine is helpful. I did see a few kids meals, and those kids looked very happy.
My Epic, Utterly Imperfect Imperial Hawaii Experience:
Alright, let's get messy. I had a moment. A very memorable moment. Remember how I mentioned a toddler? Okay, here goes. I was enjoying a blissful spa experience (a Body wrap was involved, if you must know) and I could swear, I heard a woman wailing, and it wasn't until I was done that I realized it was happening in my room and I had a toddler. Long story short? That's why the soundproofing is so important. This is the kind of real-life crap that happens. But at the end of the day, it was worth it.
The Little Details (The Stuff You Might Overlook):
- Internet Access: Excellent! You've got Free Wi-Fi everywhere. They also have Internet access – LAN if you are into that.
- Services and conveniences: Luggage storage, Laundry service, Dry cleaning – standard stuff, but helpful. Cash withdrawal on-site? Score!
- Getting Around: There's Airport transfer! And Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]!
Okay, So, Should You Escape to Paradise: Imperial Hawaii Resort Waikiki?
Absolutely. It's got its quirks (like potentially traumatizing elevator rides and the occasional toddler-related crisis). But it's a solid, well-run hotel with a fantastic location, killer spa, and enough amenities to keep you happy, relaxed, and well-fed. It might not be perfect, but it's definitely a slice of Hawaiian heaven.
Final Verdict: 4 out of 5 Paradise Birds!
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Indonesian Paradise: Your Private Pool Villa Awaits (V295)Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL: a messy, sun-kissed, slightly-hungover journey guaranteed to make you feel like you're actually there with me at the Imperial Hawaii Resort in Waikiki.
Imperial Hawaii Resort: My Waikiki Woe (and Whoa!)
Day 1: Arrival of the Un-Organized
- 8:00 AM: Flight from… wherever. (Honestly, I've blocked that part out. Let's just say it involved questionable airport coffee and a near-miss with a rogue suitcase.) The good news? I made it. The bad? My internal clock is currently screaming, "IT'S ALWAYS NAP TIME."
- 12:00 PM: Check-in at the Imperial Hawaii Resort (aka "the place with the promise of a pool"). Let's be honest, the lobby feels like a giant, slightly outdated postcard. Tropical plants, questionable floral arrangements… it's got character, alright. We're talking, late 80s, early 90s vibes. The room? Okay, not quite oceanfront as I'd hoped (curse you, travel booking sites!), but it has a balcony. SCORE. That's where the real action is.
- 1:00 PM: The Great Unpacking Debacle. Let's be honest, I'm a master of disorganization. I spent at least 20 minutes hunting for a swimsuit amidst a sea of t-shirts and crumpled receipts. Victory, I think.
- 2:00 PM: Poolside Bliss… and Bites. Okay, this is why I'm here. The pool is as advertised. The sun is SHINING. I got a Mai Tai that was a bit too strong (who am I kidding, there's no such thing), and I’m already regretting not putting on enough sunscreen. A major rookie mistake. I spent the next hour slathering myself in aloe vera, people watching, and enjoying the slightly questionable music choice. Seriously, who is curating this playlist? A time-traveling prom DJ?
- 5:00 PM: Sunset Spectacle and dinner attempt. The sunset was breathtaking! A riot of colors over the ocean. I tried to eat a fancy dinner at a recommended restaurant, but the whole thing was a bit too much. There's just something about being on holiday and not being able to handle the pretentiousness of an upscale restaurant. I'd like to apologize to the staff, but I'm glad I ended up just buying some snacks from the cornerstore. And an ice cream. After the sunset, I wandered back and passed straight out in my bed.
Day 2: Beach Day Blues (and Bliss)
- 8:00 AM: Alarm… ignored. Let's be real, I'm on vacation. And my body is clearly still grappling with that airport coffee experience.
- 10:00 AM: Beach! (Finally, right?) I grabbed my trusty straw bag (with all the beach essentials - sunscreen, water, a book I'll probably only read the first chapter of) and headed to Waikiki Beach. The sand is unbelievably perfect. The waves are crashing in a way that's somehow both calming and invigorating. The people-watching? Top-tier. Tourists in various states of undress, locals surfing with effortless grace, kids building sandcastles. Heaven.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch Disaster (a.k.a. a learning experience). I attempted to order a plate lunch at a nearby food truck. The line was long, the sun was brutal, and I swear the guy taking orders didn't understand English. Eventually, I received something that resembled a meal. It was edible, I guess.
- 1:00 PM: Beach Yoga Attempt… and Failure. I signed up for a sunset yoga class. I lasted about 10 minutes. It turns out, sand and downward dog do not mix, at least not for me. I may have, accidentally, face-planted and burst out laughing. I watched everyone else, feeling happy.
- 3:00 PM: Shopping Spree (or "how I blew my budget on souvenirs"). There's something about those little shops on Kalakaua Avenue that calls to my inner magpie. I bought a Hawaiian shirt I'll probably only wear once, a seashell necklace I'm mildly allergic to, and enough macadamia nuts to feed a small army. Regrets? Maybe.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at Duke's (aka "the tourist trap I secretly adore"). Yes, it's crowded. Yes, it's a little cheesy. But the food is decent, the atmosphere is fantastic, and the view of the ocean is unbeatable. I found out that it was Duke's birthday this year, and they threw a massive party. I saw lots of people having a great time. We drank and danced, and I think I was happy.
Day 3: Cultural Immersion (and More Food!)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up slowly with a cup of coffee and a view of the balcony. It feels like a lifetime ago that I was sitting at a desk staring at a computer.
- 10:00 AM: Pearl Harbor Memorial (a somber, but necessary experience). This was an emotional and truly humbling experience. I spent the morning visiting the USS Arizona Memorial and the museum. It’s incredibly moving, and a necessary reality check.
- 1:00 PM: Food Trucks of Glory. After the somber morning, I needed a pick-me-up. I tried a different food truck. The menu was massive, and the food was amazing. This time I got a plate lunch with garlic shrimp, noodles, and rice. It was absolutely delicious!
- 3:00 PM: Luau (Aaaand Back!) I'm no expert, but I will say this, the Luau was a total blast. The food? Delicious. The music and dancing? Utterly captivating. The whole experience was everything I wanted a Hawaiian luau to be, and more. After the party, I bought a pineapple and ate it whilst watching the waves.
Day 4: Farewell to Paradise
- 9:00 AM: Last Breakfast. One last glance at the breakfast buffet, and I loaded up.
- 10:00 AM: Swim and Lounge. A final swim. I spent the day swimming in the pool and hanging out with the other guests.
- 1:00 PM: Check-out time… and serious vacation blues. It's time to go. I hate packing. The last trip to the airport was a little bitter.
- 4:00 PM: Flight departs. (Maybe I'll just stay…) Goodbye, Hawaii. You were a messy, imperfect, and utterly wonderful adventure. Until next time, Aloha!