Escape to Paradise: Xana Hotel, Zhongshan's Hidden Gem!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the slightly chaotic, gloriously imperfect, and utterly tempting world of the Escape to Paradise: Xana Hotel, Zhongshan's Hidden Gem! review. Forget the cookie-cutter travel brochure; you're getting the real deal.
First Impressions (A Tangled Web of Awe and…Slight Confusion)
Okay, so "Hidden Gem" is a bold statement, right? Truthfully I'm still trying to find it, which is good in that it's hidden, I guess? The address was definitely on the map, though, thankfully. Driving to this place, it felt a little like a scene from a movie, you know? The road less travelled. The whole drive made me think “Oh, this is it, the one they’re trying to hide from me, gotcha”, except it was just the drive, not the hotel. I've never been great with directions, (my wife still mocks my "shortcut" attempts), so finding anything remotely hidden is a win for me!
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (But Mostly Good!)
Alright, accessibility is super important, and Xana seems to be trying, which I appreciate. I'm no expert (thank goodness), but the elevator was there and working – big tick! - and I saw ramps and signs for Facilities for disabled guests. This is a big plus for me, since my partner had her knee injury and was using a crutch, we could navigate the spaces.
The Room: My Little Haven (Mostly Clean, Definitely Comfortable)
Now, the rooms… oh, the rooms! I splurged on a "deluxe" thingy, and it was pretty swish. We had all the bells and whistles! Honestly, I could live in the room, especially after that long drive.
- The good: Bed was like a cloud (hellouuu, Extra long bed!), and those Blackout curtains? Lifesavers! Free bottle of water, because hydration is key. Air conditioning blasting cold air, which was amazing. It was a comfortable, and it made me feel relaxed.
- The quirky: I swear, the Bathroom phone was from the 80s. I almost expected a rotary dial. But hey, it worked!
- The… potentially annoying: The placement around the "Desk" was a little… strange. I had to rearrange my laptop and charger to find a good place to work from, which was a little inconvenient.
- Amenities: It all seemed to be there; Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Coffee/tea maker (Complimentary tea!), Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Refrigerator, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels. Basically, everything you need to survive and (hopefully) thrive.
Internet: The Lifeblood of the Modern Traveler (And the occasional Netflix binge.)
- Wi-Fi [free]: Essential. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Woohoo! Worked flawlessly, I could be in touch without any issues.
- Internet Access – LAN: I'm old school, so thank you for this feature. Internet [LAN] was a nice option. I didn't use it… but the option was there!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure… with a Few Bumps
- Restaurants: There were Restaurants, plural! Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and a Vegetarian restaurant. (I'm meat eater, but my wife, is a vegetarian, so she was happy.)
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet]! Breakfast service! Buffet in restaurant! (Asian breakfast for her, Western breakfast for me). I piled my plate high with everything and anything, but I really needed some coffee. The Coffee/tea in restaurant (thank goodness!) was decent enough to get the job done.
- Room Service: The Room service [24-hour] was an absolute lifesaver on that first night, after the long drive! I ordered (a lot) of things and was in my PJ's.
- Snacks: Snack bar came up trumps, which was great.
- Drinks: The Poolside bar and regular Bar were cool. A Bottle of water was a given, naturally.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day Shenanigans (Worth it!)
Okay, this is where Xana really shines. I’m talking major relaxation zone situation here.
- The Spa: Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap – the works. And the Pool with view was incredible! The Swimming pool was huge, and the Swimming pool [outdoor] was heavenly.
- Fitness: Fitness center, Gym/fitness. I pretended to work out for about 10 minutes, then went back to the pool.
- Foot Bath: I didn't know I needed a Foot bath in my life but I do now.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe(ish)
- Cleanliness: Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Room sanitization opt-out available. Felt pretty safe, which is the most important thing, especially these days.
- Security: I love a good Security [24-hour], and CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property always make me happier.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
- Conveniences: Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Ironing service, Elevator, Luggage storage, Doorman, Concierge.
- Business: Business facilities, Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities.
- Misc: Cash withdrawal, Gift/souvenir shop.
For the Kids: Keeping the Little Ones Happy (and out of my hair!)
- Family/child friendly, Babysitting service, Kids meal, and Kids facilities. I don't have kids, but I saw some families having a great time around the pool, so all the positives here.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy (Unless You're Me with Directions!)
- Airport transfer. Car park [free of charge], which is always a bonus. Taxi service. They also had Car power charging station. They've got you covered.
The Imperfect Perfection: The Flaws That Make it Real
Okay, no place is perfect. Here's the unvarnished truth about a few things that bugged me:
- The little things: The Exterior corridor to my room was a little bleak. Could use some sprucing up. Also, the elevator was a little slow (but hey, it worked!).
- The weird: The Smoking area seemed tucked away in… a weird spot. Just a personal observation.
The "Hidden Gem" is Actually a Gem. A Big, Shiny, Relaxing Gem.
Despite a few minor hiccups, I loved Xana. It's not a perfect hotel, but that's what makes it so charming, and a good adventure. The Spa alone is worth the price of admission. I went from stressed-out traveler mode to blissful puddle of relaxation in about 2 hours. And that, my friends, is the true definition of "Escape to Paradise."
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sterile, perfectly-organized travel brochure. This is real travel, the kind where you stumble, where you laugh at your own mistakes, and where you fall madly in love with things you never expected. We're heading to Xana Hotelle Zhongshan Bus Terminal Fuhuang Road Tianyuecheng, China, and trust me, it's going to be a glorious mess.
Day 1: Arrival and Disorientation – Or, How I Almost Ended Up in Guanzhou (Again)
Morning (like, way too early): Alarm blares. I groan. "Another adventure," I mumble to myself, pulling on the same slightly-too-tight jeans I wore on the flight over. Okay, deep breath. First, the airport. This part always feels like a chaotic ballet of luggage and panicked faces. I swear, I’m convinced the "Arrivals" sign points directly to the lost and found.
Mid-Morning: The bus station! Ah, the beauty of the bus station. Let's just say, my Mandarin skills, despite my best efforts with Duolingo, are… lacking. Finding the correct bus? A monumental challenge. I'm pretty sure I accidentally got on the bus to Guangzhou again. (Don't ask) Eventually, after a lot of frantic pointing and a very kind lady who may have just pushed me onto the correct bus, I'm on my way. Success? We’ll see. The view from the bus window - a blur of grey concrete and the occasional splash of ridiculously bright colours on shop fronts - gives me the perfect soundtrack to my anticipation.
Afternoon: The Xana Hotelle! Finally, the Xana Hotelle! It’s… well, it’s a hotel. Clean-ish, smells vaguely of cleaning products mixed with something… Asian. (I mean that in the best possible way!) The room is small, functional, and blessedly air-conditioned. The bed? Firm. Like, "sleeping on a board" firm. But hey, after the bus journey, anywhere that isn’t a moving vehicle is a win. I check in, fumbling with the key card, and drop my bags. Honestly, the first thing I need is a shower.
Late Afternoon/Evening: The Quest for Food (and Sanity) Right, hunger pangs. Time to get adventurous. I venture out. Now, the street food scene. Oh. My. God. So many smells! A cacophony of sizzling, steaming, and generally delicious-looking things. I'm tempted to try everything. Eventually, I’m drawn to a stall selling… something. I point, I smile, I pay. It turns out to be a kind of noodle soup with really interesting textures. Let's just say, my stomach had an opinion. I also discover my first real hurdle of the trip, the inability to swallow the food until the air is cold which leaves me choking in public. Still, I’m alive. And full.
Evening (mostly spent in my room): Crashes. Exhaustion hits. I collapse onto the aforementioned rock-hard bed, my brain still buzzing. Journaling. Or rather, attempting to journal. Mostly just scribbled thoughts. The hotel is nice. Kind of. And, maybe, just maybe, I am starting to grasp a few phrases of Mandarin. Maybe.
Food rating: 6.5/10 (texture, not taste, was the issue) Overall excitement: 7/10 (still figuring out where I am) Daily quote: "Don't look down." (Mostly directed at my own travel confidence)
Day 2: Zhongshan Exploration – and Lost in Translation, Big Time
Morning: Decisions, decisions. Coffee first, or adventure first? Coffee wins. It’s instant, but it’s hot, and it’s black. I feel a vague sense of purpose after the caffeine kicks in. I decide to attempt exploring a nearby market. This is where things get really interesting.
Late Morning: The Market – A sensory overload! The market! A riot of colours, smells, and sounds. Fish flapping, chickens clucking, vendors shouting. I’m utterly mesmerized and terrified all at once. I try to buy some fruit. The vendor and I engage in a truly epic battle of miscommunication. I point. He points. We grunt. I use hand gestures - a universal language, apparently. Then, he bursts into laughter. Turns out, I was trying to buy a durian without realizing what I was getting myself into. Good thing I don't like that thing! He helps me pick out some less… pungent alternatives. I walk away with two dragon fruits and a strong sense of accomplishment.
Afternoon: The Museum (or, a Lesson in Patience): I stumble upon a museum. I walk inside, excited to learn about the history of Zhongshan! Problem number one: very little English. Problem number two: I'm very much on my own. I’m trying to get a sense of the place. It's beautifully presented, but without the ability to read the context, it's like trying to read a book written in a language you don't understand. I end up just wandering around, taking pictures of things I think are interesting. I end up spending a solid 30 minutes admiring a particularly gorgeous porcelain vase. I have no idea what it's supposed to represent; I just know I love it. I'm beginning to realize that sometimes, travel is about the aesthetic experience, not the educational one.
Late Afternoon - A Local's View: I seek out lunch, finding a tiny, family-run restaurant. Here, I strike gold! The food is incredible and the lady, despite our very limited vocabulary, is so warm and friendly, She keeps bringing me little dishes to try, and making sure my water is full. I'm full of laughter and delicious food. That is the experience that really made me feel like I'm truly in Zhongshan.
Evening: Back to the hotel. Feeling the familiar thrum of exhaustion. I try to watch some TV. Everything is in a language I don't understand. I find the channel that shows nature documentaries (no words, just beautiful images). I watch a herd of elephants for a good hour, and the calming effect is glorious. I decide to repeat the experience of lunch at that family restaurant. It's worth it.
Food rating: 8.5/10 (Restaurant Lunch – best meal so far!) Overall excitement: 8/10 (feeling more grounded) Daily quote: "Embrace the chaos." (Written in shaky marker at the museum).
Day 3: Departure (and the Realization That I’m Going to Miss This Mess)
Morning: The Last Meal: One last attempt at finding breakfast. I try the same noodle stall from day one. The vendor remembers me, which is mildly embarrassing. He even tries to use a few English phrases! I get a bowl of something that's probably not what I ordered, but it’s warm, it's filling, and it tastes like adventure.
Mid-Morning: Packing. Ugh. The least pleasant part. Stuffing everything back into the already-slightly-bursting suitcase. The room… well, it’s seen battle. Clothes are strewn everywhere. The bed is unmade. It's a beautiful chaos. And, suddenly, I don't really want to leave.
Afternoon: The Bus Station Redux: Back to the bus station. This time, I (mostly) know what I'm doing. (I think.) I even manage to buy my ticket without too much drama. There are fewer panicked faces, and more resigned sighs from me. I wait for my bus, watching the world go by. I realize that the imperfections, the stumbles, the moments of sheer confusion… that’s the good stuff. That’s what makes a trip memorable.
Departure (and Reflections): As the bus pulls away from the Xana Hotelle Zhongshan Bus Terminal Fuhuang Road Tianyuecheng, I look back. I smile. It wasn't perfect, it wasn't always smooth, and I almost got lost approximately one million times. But it was real. It was Zhongshan. And I can't wait to do it again.
Food Rating: 7.5/10 (the noodle guy knows how to get me) Overall excitement: 9/10 (glad I came) Daily quote: "Don't be afraid to get lost." (Because it might be the best part.)
Escape to Paradise: Xana Hotel, Zhongshan - The Real Deal (Or Maybe Just... Mostly?)
Okay, so, Xana Hotel... Paradise? Seriously?
Paradise is a strong word, my friend. Let's just say it *attempts* to be heavenly. And sometimes, it... succeeds? Look, I've been. I've sweated, I've luxuriated (briefly), I've *almost* been stung by a particularly aggressive mosquito. So, "mostly" paradise. I'd say the vibe is more "laid-back luxury with a healthy dose of 'Oh, China!'". Expect the unexpected, and you'll be fine. Paradise isn't perfect, is it? That's the whole point!
What's the *actual* vibe like? Is it all Instagrammable perfection?
Ah, the Instagram curse. It's *almost* all very pretty. Think sleek, modern design meets lush greenery. The lobby? Stunning. The pool area? Gorgeous. The rooms? Generally speaking, nice. BUT... (and there's always a but, isn't there?)... you can spot the little imperfections. Maybe a slightly chipped tile here, a loose electrical outlet there. It's the kind of "luxury" that isn't sterile. It's got personality. And sometimes that personality shouts, "Hey, I'm a little rough around the edges!" Perfect for those of us who are a little rough around the edges ourselves, eh?
Tell me about the food! Gotta know if it's edible.
Oh, the food! This is where things get *interesting*. The breakfast buffet? Go for the made-to-order eggs. Seriously. They're a lifesaver. The rest? Well, let's just say the “International Selection” has a – let’s call it – *unique* interpretation of what "international" means. Some dishes are fantastic, some are... an adventure. One morning, I swore I saw a rogue sausage that tasted suspiciously like it had been around since the Tang Dynasty. But hey, variety, right? The on-site restaurants are generally good... but *pricey*. So, plan your meals strategically, and don't be afraid to explore some local eateries. (Ask the staff for recommendations – they're usually pretty honest.)
Speaking of the staff... Are they helpful? Do they speak English?
The staff are… well, it varies. Some are *incredibly* helpful and go above and beyond. They'll remember your name, anticipate your needs, and generally make you feel like royalty. Then there are others who, shall we say, communication issues. English proficiency is a bit of mixed bag. Basic phrases are generally fine, but complex requests might require a little patience (and maybe a translation app). My advice? Be polite, be patient, and don't be afraid to use gestures. It’s all part of the adventure. I once tried to order a specific kind of tea and it took about 10 minutes of miming before we understood each other. The look of triumph that was on their face made it all worthwhile!
The Pool! Is it as amazing as the pictures suggest?
Okay, the pool. This is the good stuff. Yes, it's generally as amazing as the pictures. The water is clean (usually). The loungers are comfy. It's surrounded by lush greenery. It *feels* like a little oasis. BUT… one day, I witnessed a rogue inflatable flamingo incident. It got tangled in a tree and almost took out a sunbather. There was much sputtering and laughter. So, be prepared for a little chaos. Especially if kids are around (which, let's be honest, they often are). However that flamingo incident… it made the whole place feel more real. Less posed. More… delightful?
Spa time! Is the spa worth it?
Hmm, the spa is... variable. The decor? Beautiful. The treatments? Can be hit or miss. I've had massages that were utter bliss, transported me to a land of pure relaxation. I've also had massages that felt more like a vigorous workout. It really depends on the therapist. Check reviews, ask for recommendations, and maybe, just maybe, request a *gentle* touch unless you really like the kneading. Personally, I found one of the best massages I *think* I've ever had there, but I really can't remember. The whole experience was so blissfull I just sort of… faded away. I'm *vaguely* sure it involved aromatherapy and some kind of magic. Book a treatment, take a gamble, and see what happens. You might be pleasantly surprised. Or… very relaxed.
Location, location, location! How easy is it to get around Zhongshan from the hotel?
The location is a bit... *remote*. You're not exactly in the heart of the action. You'll need to rely on taxis or ride-hailing services (like Didi). Getting around can be a bit of a challenge if you don't speak Mandarin. Don't expect to just wander out and stumble upon a bustling street market. It's more of a "get in the taxi, go where you want to go" kind of situation. But hey, that's part of the "escape" aspect, right? It forces you to unplug, to disconnect from the everyday and to immerse yourself in the experience. Just make sure you plan ahead! Trying to hail a taxi in the rain with no phone battery… not fun.
What's the best time of year to visit?
Spring and autumn are generally the sweet spots – good weather, fewer crowds. Summer is hot and humid (prepare to sweat!). Winter can be a bit chilly. Personally, I went in late spring once, and it was PERFECT. The sun was shining, the air was warm but not oppressive, and the pool… oh, the pool! I spent hours just floating around, feeling the sun on my face. Then, a sudden downpour started, and everyone scurried inside, leaving me alone in the pool. It was a truly magical moment, interrupted only by the distant rumble of thunder. But even that was kind of… perfect.
Is it family-friendly?
Yes, it's generally family-friendly. They have kids' activities, kid-friendly food options, and… pools!, of course. But be warned... there were A LOT of kids the last time I was there. LikeExplore Hotels
