Wyndham Bloomington: Your Mall of America Getaway Awaits!
Wyndham Bloomington: My Mall of America Getaway? HOLD ON, LETS TALK! (A Really Real Review)
Okay, so Wyndham Bloomington? "Your Mall of America Getaway Awaits!" That's what they say. Me? I’m a sucker for a good promise. I picture myself, right, escaping the real world for a weekend of chaos… I mean, retail therapy at the MOA. So, I booked it. But did it live up to the hype? Buckle up, folks. This ain't a neatly packaged brochure; this is my experience.
First Impressions: The Accessibility Factor (and My Own Clumsiness)
Right off the bat, let's talk accessibility. Because, you know, it matters. (And let's be honest, after a day at the Mall, everyone feels disabled.) Wyndham Bloomington, thankfully, seems to have the goods. Listed Facilities for disabled guests and Elevator are definitely key, plus, you know, it all looks flat. I personally stumbled on a small curb upon arrival, a testament to my own clumsiness than the hotel's design.
Accessibility Score: 8/10 – Mostly good, just watch your step, you clumsy people!
The Room: My Sanctuary (…Or a Mildly Disorganized Closet?)
Alright, my room. I snagged a (fingers crossed) Non-smoking one – because trust me, you don't want me grumpy. I was greeted by Air conditioning that worked miraculously (a huge win!). Got the obligatory Desk, Ironing facilities, Complimentary tea, and those all-important Blackout curtains. (Mall of America days demand naps.)
They also had a Mini bar which was, let's face it, overpriced. I did use the Refrigerator for my emergency snacks – always a good idea! The Internet access – wireless was… fine. Not lightning fast, mind you, but enough to scroll through Instagram and plan my next food adventure.
Room Score: 7/10 – Clean, comfy-ish, and crucially, dark enough for a midday slumber. Though, I did find a stray sock under the bed. (Don’t judge. Hotel life!)
Internet: Wi-Fi Woes and a LAN Laugh (Sometimes)
Okay, internet. This is where things get… spicy. They promise Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet access – wireless. That's great. But…it was occasionally a bit glitchy? I swear, I spent a half-hour restarting my laptop and chasing the signal around the room. The Internet [LAN] option? Well, I didn't even try it. I pictured myself wrestling with wires and looking like a total dweeb. Maybe it's more reliable? Who knows.
Internet Score: 6/10 – Promising, but needs a little fine-tuning. (And maybe some tech support for the hapless.)
Stuff to Do (Besides Dropping Bank at the MOA): Spa Dreams and Gym Realities
Alright, the fun stuff! "Things to do, ways to relax…" Wyndham claims.
- The Spa: Did I hit the Spa? No. Did I dream of a Body scrub, Body wrap, and a Massage after a grueling day dodging double-wide strollers? Absolutely. The possibilities are there, so that's a plus.
- Gym: Yep, there's a Fitness center (and likely a Gym/fitness area). Did I use it? Nope. I walked the MOA for hours. My legs counted as a workout? Maybe.
- Pool: There's a Swimming pool and even a Pool with view. Did I go? Sadly, no. Between shopping and the desire for a nap, my swim time got nixed but this is still a good plus.
- Sauna/Steamroom: They have a Sauna and Spa/sauna! Big points!
Stuff To Do Score: 7/10 – They got it covered. So many options. Just wish I had utilized them!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Food Odyssey (And the Quest for Coffee)
Okay, food. This is important.
- Restaurants: There are Restaurants on-site, promising Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and even Vegetarian restaurant options. (I'm a sucker for good Asian.)
- Bars: A Bar and Poolside bar are available. Good for post-shopping recovery? Oh yes. Happy hour? Very important.
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] is there! Breakfast service, Asian breakfast, and Western breakfast as well. Did I eat here? Absolutely!
Food Score: 8/10 – Lots of choices. Coffee was decent. (Priorities, people!)
Speaking of Breakfast: The Buffet Blues (And the Bacon Bliss)
Okay, let's talk more about breakfast, because breakfast is a whole thing. They had the Breakfast [buffet] which is my favorite thing. They had the Buffet in restaurant which is so great!
The bacon. That’s what I’m getting at. Crispy, salty perfection. It was, hands down, the best part of the whole stay. Truly, a moment of pure joy.
Breakfast Score: 9/10 – Bacon saved the day (and my sanity). The Coffee/tea in restaurant was nice, too.
Cleanliness and Safety: Germ Warfare (And My Inner Paranoia)
After the last few years, safety is key. Wyndham has upped its game.
- Cleanliness: I saw evidence of Daily disinfection in common areas and things like Hot water linen and laundry washing.
- Hygiene: Hand sanitizer stations were plentiful, and they offered Individually-wrapped food options at breakfast.
- Staff: Staff trained in safety protocol, which I appreciated.
- Anti-viral cleaning products were mentioned which is so great!
Cleanliness and Safety Score: 8/10 – Felt safe. Felt clean. Though I still carried my own wipes. (Old habits die hard.)
The Perks: All Those Little Extras (And a Few Quirks)
- Services and Conveniences: Concierge services, Cash withdrawal, and the Convenience store where you can grab water and snacks were all great to have nearby.
- Facilities for disabled guests were available.
- The Doorman. Never underestimate the power of a doorman.
- Security [24-hour]: Makes you feel safe.
- Room decorations were minimal, so no real complaints.
Perks Score: 7/10 – Solid, dependable, and helpful.
Check-in/out [express]: Smooth. No issues. (I'm not a fan of long waits!)
The "Meh" Moments (Because Perfection is Boring)
Okay, here are the things that weren’t perfect.
- The hallways felt a little… sterile. Like a hospital, not a hotel. Needs more personality.
- The Wi-Fi for special events wasn’t perfect. There's an extra charge for this.
- Babysitting service: If you have kids, it's available, which is great.
- Room sanitization opt-out available - That's something to be mentioned
Overall: The Verdict (Worth Booking?)
So, Wyndham Bloomington – would I go back? You know what? Yeah, probably. It’s clean, has a great location (hello, Mall of America!), and the bacon was divine.
The Offer (Because You Deserve a Getaway!):
Tired of the Everyday? Escape to Wyndham Bloomington!
Book your Mall of America adventure today and experience the ultimate getaway. We’re talking:
- Prime Location: Steps from the MOA, and close to the light rail.
- Comfort & Relaxation: Comfortable rooms, a fantastic breakfast buffet (hello, bacon!), and spa options!
- Peace of Mind: We prioritize your safety with enhanced cleaning protocols.
Book now and get a free appetizer at the restaurant! (Because you’ll definitely earn it after a day of shopping.) This weekend, treat yourself to the getaway you deserve!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile travel itinerary. This is a survivor's guide to experiencing the Wyndham Bloomington – Mall of America, and trust me, you'll need it.
THE WYNDHAM BLOOMINGTON – MALL OF AMERICA: A VERY HUMAN EXPERIENCE
(Okay, let's be real, this could go spectacularly wrong. Or, y'know, just be pleasantly average. We'll see.)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Unexpected Smell of Cinnamon
1:00 PM: Touchdown at MSP (Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport). Honestly, getting off the plane is always a crapshoot. Did I pack enough socks? Did I forget a charger? Did I accidentally wear mismatched shoes? (Don't judge, it's happened). This time? I seemed to have gotten it all right, but the pre-flight jitters had me convinced I left my passport somewhere on the airplane.
- Anecdote: The baggage claim. Oh, the baggage claim. It's a vortex of lost luggage, exhausted travellers, and that desperate hope that your bag made it. I watched, wide-eyed, as a chihuahua in a rhinestone harness was reunited with a very relieved woman. Honestly, the dog seemed more composed.
- Emotional Reaction: Relief. Pure, unadulterated relief when my perfectly normal suitcase (thankfully) appeared on the carousel.
1:45 PM: Shuttle to Wyndham Bloomington. The shuttle driver was friendly enough, but I swear, the van smelled faintly of cinnamon rolls. (Was I hallucinating? Was this a sign of things to come?)
- Quirky Observation: The Minnesota license plates. They're…well, they're there. And the trees lining the road, all green and leafy. (I'm from a desert, okay? I'm easily impressed by foliage.)
2:30 PM: Check-in at Wyndham. Okay, the lobby…it was fine. A little generic, a little… beige. But the front desk staff were efficient and, crucially, not overly perky. Bless them. Checked-in, grabbed my room key, and headed up to my room.
- Imperfection: My room key didn't work the first time. Cue the awkward walk back to the front desk. (Mini freak-out alert!)
3:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance. The room was, again, fine. Clean. A little…corporate-y. But hey, a bed is a bed, and after a plane ride, it looked like heaven..
- Emotional Reaction: Relief and mild disappointment. Relief that I have a place to sleep and disappointment that I felt neutral about the room decor.
3:30 PM: Mall of America – The Initial Assault. Alright, time to tackle the beast. The Mall of America. Honestly, just the thought of it is overwhelming! Prepare for sensory overload.
- Rambling: Okay, so the sheer scale of the place. The people. The noise. I got inside, and the first thing I saw was a guy dressed as a giant hot dog. A giant, walking, talking hot dog. And the aroma of deliciousness! Everything from pizza to pretzel. To everything!
4:00 PM: Food Court Mayhem. Found a food court. (A HUGE food court.) It was utter chaos. I had to navigate it!
- Opinionated Language: Okay, I will say the food court was not the highlight. Overpriced, crowded, and the choices were… well, not exactly inspiring. But a girl’s got to eat!
5:00 PM: Nickelodeon Universe – The Abyss. Oh, god. It was loud. And bright. And… overwhelming. The sheer number of screaming children was terrifying. But also kind of…amazing? The roller coasters looked like they were attempting to conquer the sky!
- Doubling Down: I decided on the Ferris wheel, and I am not ashamed to admit I giggled like a little kid. It was beautiful! Seeing the whole mall from above, even the parts I knew I would avoid.
7:00 PM: Dinner and Attempted Relaxation. Found a quieter restaurant, ate something that vaguely resembled food and then passed out!
- The good: The food was good! After the food court experience, it was amazing. A real meal!
- The bad: The sleep. I fell asleep at 8:30. I will never understand why I can't sleep on a proper schedule.
- Quirky Reaction: Is it too early to say I'm already slightly traumatized but also… kind of loving this place?
Day 2: Retail Therapy, Aquarium Delights, and the Cinnamon Mystery (Continued)
… (We'll see what happens!)
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Wyndham Bloomington: Your Mall of America Adventure! (Okay, Maybe...)
So, like, is Wyndham Bloomington actually *good* for visiting the Mall of America? Or is it just... a place?
What are the rooms like? Like, are they clean? Do they have, you know, *beds*?
Is it a family-friendly hotel? I have, like, a tribe.
Okay, but what *else* is there to do besides go to the Mall? (Gasp!)
What about the restaurants at the hotel? Are they even worth it?
Is there a gym? Because, you know, all that shopping...
What's the deal with parking? Does it cost a fortune?
Okay, final verdict: Would you stay there again?
