Escape to Houston: Unbeatable DoubleTree Hobby Airport Deals!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This ain't your dry, corporate hotel review. Consider this more like a rambling, slightly unhinged love letter (or possible breakup note, depending on the day) to … well, let's just call it "The Place." And trust me, the word "The Place" will become very, very important. Because you know me, I’m not shy about dropping all the details that I can recall.
The Place: A Chaotic Symphony of Amenities (and My Thoughts on Them)
Right, so "The Place." First impressions? Sigh. It's a place. Let's get that out of the way. But a place with…a LOT. And I mean a lot of tick boxes to go through. Ready? Here we go…it might be a long one.
Accessibility: Blessing or Blessing in Disguise?
Okay, The Place gets a gold star for trying. Wheelchair accessible? "Mostly, yes". They say they are. I didn't roll around in a wheelchair, but seeing the ramps and elevators was reassuring… mostly. They also have Facilities for disabled guests, which is a big thumbs up. And I’m guessing that helps with safety feature like CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property are also helping.
On-site edible delights, the good ones, the bad ones, and the where the heck is the good ones?
This is where things get interesting. They REALLY want you to eat. The restaurants are a thing. And the options… good lord. Let’s break it down piece by piece.
- Restaurants: Plural. We’re off to a good start. But the devil is in the details.
- A la carte in restaurant: Good for the picky eaters. I am a simple man, just give me food
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: OK, interesting.
- Western cuisine in restaurant: Ok, not so interesting because it’s just western
- Vegetarian restaurant: Yay! Always a win in my book.
- Bar: Always a good sign.
- Coffee shop: Essential. Can’t function without my caffeine fix.
- Poolside bar: Jackpot! Sipping something cold by the pool? Yes, please.
- Snack bar: Convenient for those inevitable late-night munchies.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the buffet. A love-hate relationship. The promise of endless food is alluring, but the quality can be hit or miss. We'll get to that.
- Breakfast service: Yes. Good.
- Breakfast in room: Bless them.
My Breakfast Buffet Saga (A Short Story)
Okay, so the breakfast buffet. Let's just say it was a journey. The Asian breakfast offerings were, shall we say, adventurous. Some were amazing, some were… let's just say I'm not sure what they were. The Western breakfast was, well, safe. Omelets were nice, but I had to practically wrestle a chef for a decent cup of coffee. (The "coffee/tea in restaurant" really needs some work). The highlight? The fresh fruit. Glorious, delicious fruit. The lowlight? That mystery meat. I'm still not sure what it was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't bacon.
I am wondering if they have Bottle of water with the meal.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Non-Linear Guide
- Room service [24-hour]: Always appreciated, especially after a long day of … well, of whatever you're doing.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Flexibility is key.
- Poolside bar: Essential.
- Desserts in restaurant: Must-try!
- Salad in restaurant: A healthy option amidst the impending food coma.
- Soup in restaurant: Comfort food is very welcome.
- Happy hour: Hello, liver!
The "Relaxation" Zone: Spa, Sauna, and Serenity
Okay, time to chill. This is where "The Place" redeems itself. Big points here:
- Spa: Full-blown spa. I'm in.
- Sauna: Ah, the cleansing heat.
- Steamroom: Perfect for a good sweat sesh.
- Massage: YES. I'm all about that.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath: Luxe.
- Pool with view: YES. Because regular pools are so… passé.
- Swimming pool: (Outdoor).
- Swimming pool: (General).
The Fitness Freak's Corner
- Fitness center: Gotta work off that buffet somehow, right?
- Gym/fitness: Same, same.
Internet Access (and My Gripes About It)
This is where "The Place" starts to lose some points.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: YAY!
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services: Ok, good.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Also good.
- Laptop workspace: Essential for us workaholics.
But… and there's always a "but," isn't there? The Wi-Fi. It wasn't always the most reliable. I spent a frustrating morning trying to connect for a Zoom call. I might have sworn at the router. Several times. (I may have used some colorful language.) In their defense, they did quickly provide me with a dedicated login.
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Safe?
"Safety" is a massive deal nowadays, and "The Place" has done its best.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Good to know.
- First aid kit: Peace of mind.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Essential.
- Hygiene certification: Nice.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Good.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Trying.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Sounds promising.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Good.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Hopefully.
- Safe dining setup: Important.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Essential.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Essential.
- Sterilizing equipment: That’s a plus.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: These are the things that make a hotel great. The extras.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Fun
"The Place" is fairly family-friendly.
- Babysitting service: Good.
- Family/child friendly: Check.
- Kids facilities, Kids meal: Alright!
Rooms: Cozy, But With Quirks
The rooms themselves… well, they're mostly fine.
- Available in all rooms: I hope things are available in all rooms.
- Additional toilet: Useful.
- Air conditioning: Essential.
- Alarm clock: Useless.
- Bathrobes: Always a win.
- Bathroom phone: Never used it.
- Bathtub: Nice.
- Blackout curtains: Crucial for sleeping in.
- Carpeting, Closet: Standard.
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: Yay caffeine.
- Daily housekeeping: Good.
- Desk: Good for a quick work session.
- Extra long bed: YES.
- Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
- Hair dryer: Of course.
- High floor: Preferred.
- In-room safe box: A must-have.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Could be handy.
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless: Yay internet.
- Ironing facilities: Useful.
- Laptop workspace: Essential.
- Linens, Mini bar: Standard.
- Mirror: Very important.
- Non-smoking: Thank goodness.
- On-demand movies: Nice.
- Private bathroom: Of course.
- **Reading light
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your perfectly-coiffed, Instagram-filtered travel itinerary. This is my DoubleTree by Hilton Houston Hobby Airport experience, warts and all. Let's get this messy, beautiful show on the road.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Luggage Debacle (or, "Houston, We Have a Problem…and It's My Suitcase")
- 1:00 PM (ish): Landed at Hobby. Houston, I see you. The humidity hit me like a wet, warm blanket. Immediately regretted wearing that slightly-too-tight linen shirt. Also, my luggage did not make the flight. Sigh. Cue inner panic. And a strong desire for a giant margarita.
- 1:30 PM (ish): Found the DoubleTree shuttle. Praise the travel gods! I swear, that shuttle driver was an angel in an air-conditioned van. He cracked jokes, knew exactly where to drop everyone off, and didn't judge my increasingly frantic phone calls to the airline. (They found my luggage, by the way. Scheduled for delivery tomorrow. Okay… deep breaths).
- 2:00 PM: Check-in. The cookies. Oh. My. God. That warm, melty, chocolate chip hug in a cookie is what makes the DoubleTree actually worth the hassle. I ate two. No regrets.
- 2:30 - 4:30 PM: Room exploration and mild existential crisis. Okay, the room is decent. Clean enough. View? Not exactly breathtaking. More of a "parking lot and partial airport" kind of view. But hey, I have a bed. And a tiny, overpriced mini-bar. Decided to try and relax. Started a book. Read two pages before my brain short-circuited. Luggage anxiety is a powerful thing.
- 4:30 - 6:00 PM: Wandered the hotel. Found the pool. It looked… okay. A few kids splashing. A couple of sunbathers. Decided I wasn't quite in the mood for public water activities with no swimming suit, and with my luggage being a no show. Went back to the room.
- 6:00 - 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. It's called "The Landing". Ordered the chicken fried steak. It was… edible. Nothing to write home about, but it filled the hole in my stomach and gave me a brief moment of contentment. The server was genuinely sweet, though. That helped.
- 7:00 - 9:00 PM: Fidgeted in my room. Watched some terrible cable TV. Called the airline again. My luggage should arrive tomorrow. They said "should." That word is my enemy right now. Swore at the television for a while.
- 9:00 PM: Finally succumbed to the fatigue and lack of luggage. Bedtime. Said a prayer for my suitcase and the sanity of all baggage handlers.
Day 2: Houston, I Have a Suitcase! (Plus, the Airport Hangover)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Groan. The airport alarm clock, or the mental travel alarm clock really gets you. Checked my phone. No luggage delivery notification. Mild panic level: orange.
- 7:30 AM: Breakfast at the hotel restaurant (again). Opted for the breakfast buffet this time because, you know, options. The scrambled eggs were suspiciously yellow. The coffee, however, was strong enough to resurrect the dead. Needed that.
- 8:30 - 10:00 AM: pacing up and down my room and keeping checking my phone. The airline finally sends a notification saying my luggage will be delivered to the hotel. Relief, pure and unadulterated. Then, the delivery happens! Yessssss! Got some new outfits to start the day.
- 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM : Went to the local museum. The museum was a mixed bag. Some amazing exhibits! But also a lot of walking for an hour to get through the exhibits. However, the history about the place was interesting, to say the least.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Went to a local restaurant. Had a great lunch there. Food was great, and the weather was perfect.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Went back to the hotel to take a nap. After all the walking, needed a rest.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Decided to check out the pool. The pool looked okay. A few kids splashing. A couple of sunbathers. Decided I wasn't quite in the mood for public water activities. Wandered the hotel again.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Ate at another local restaurant nearby. Went to bed for the night.
Day 3: Departure (and the lingering scent of cookies)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up, feeling relatively rested. No luggage-related disasters to report (thank god!).
- 8:30 AM: Last breakfast at the DoubleTree. One last cookie. Because, priorities.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Checked out. Navigated the shuttle back to Hobby. Actually, the check-out was quick and easy. Nice.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Went thru security. I swear, they always make you empty your pockets and take off your shoes right when you're running late. It's a conspiracy.
- 11:00 AM: Found my gate. Got my pre-flight coffee.
- 12:00 PM: On the plane!
Final Thoughts:
The DoubleTree at Hobby? It's a hotel. It's convenient. The cookies are a revelation. The lack of luggage almost broke me. Houston? It's humid. Overall, a mixed bag experience. Would I go back? Probably. The convenience and cookies are a powerful combination. Plus, I think I owe that shuttle driver a thank you card. And maybe a lifetime supply of chocolate chip cookies. My time at the Doubletree was a messy reminder that travel, like life, is rarely perfect. And that's okay. It's the imperfections, the unexpected luggage delays, the slightly-off scrambled eggs, that make the memories stick. And the cookies. Always the cookies.
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