Mercure Sapporo: Your Unforgettable Hokkaido Escape Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the slightly chaotic, but hopefully utterly honest, review of the Mercure Sapporo! This ain't your slick, sterile, perfectly-polished review. This is the real deal, warts and all, with a healthy dose of "OMG, I ate how much ramen?" thrown in.
Mercure Sapporo: Your Unforgettable Hokkaido Escape Awaits!… Maybe. Let's Find Out.
(Spoiler alert: Hokkaido is incredible. The Mercure? Let's see…)
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Sadly.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Okay, this is important. The Mercure Sapporo does claim to be accessible, and they've got an elevator (thank GOODNESS). But I'm not a wheelchair user, so I can't give a definitive gold star. Definitely worth double-checking your specific needs if you require full accessibility.
- Other Accessibility Stuff: I remember seeing ramps, which is a solid start. But those little things like automatically opening doors? Didn't seem to be everywhere. So, again, ask! Don't assume.
- Getting Around: Okay, getting to the Hotel is a breeze. That's a huge win. Airport transfer? Available. Taxi? Plenty. But, like, Sapporo itself is really easy to navigate compared to other cities- even on foot. So, that's just bonus points for the hotel, nothing major.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: I'm pretty sure access is available, but I did not evaluate this personally.
Internet: The Digital Lifeline (Mostly Works).
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms?!: YES! Praise the digital gods! And it actually worked! And not just for checking Instagram (though, of course, that was a priority). I was able to actually get some work done, which meant I could justify the ramen bill later.
- Internet [LAN]: Okay, I didn’t actually plug in a LAN cable. Who does that anymore? But the option’s there. Vintage.
- Internet Services : All the usual suspects. The hotel isn't going to stop you using their internet.
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Same as the rooms, no issues.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day? Maybe…
- Spa/Sauna: Okay, so they have a sauna. I'm a sauna addict. I need the heat. The bliss. This might have been the deciding factor for me when booking, like: "I need this." Did I use it? Yes. Was it mind-blowingly amazing? No. But it was a sauna. And that was enough. After a day battling Hokkaido's harsh (beautiful) conditions, a bit of steamy heaven is good.
- Pool with view: No pool with view unfortunately.
- Fitness Center: I'm not the poster child for gyms, I will admit that. But it was there, according to the advert.
- Massage, Body Scrub, Body Wrap: Didn’t see 'em. But for the price of a hotel like this, you're not going to get a full-blown spa experience.
- Steamroom: Steamroom, yes! And the staff are super kind and helpful!
Cleanliness and Safety: Gotta Feel Safe, Right?
- Anti-viral Cleaning Products: They say they use them. I'm not going around sniffing toilets, but everything looked clean, and that's half the battle.
- Rooms Sanitized Between Stays: Yes! That's the norm now, which is good.
- Daily Disinfection in Common Areas: Ditto. You could tell they were trying.
- Hand Sanitizer: Abundant. Always a good sign.
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: They seemed to be. Everyone wore masks and were pretty respectful of distancing.
- Safe Dining Setup: More on that later.
- Physical Distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly observed.
- Other bits to note:
- I am not that worried about the doctor or nurse on call, but I am sure they will provide you with all the information if required.
- The staff is trained, but I am sure you can take your own precautions if you are concerned.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Ramen Dreams, and Maybe Regret…?
- Restaurants: Okay, so the Mercure Sapporo has a few restaurants, and I'm pretty sure I took advantage of ALL of them. There's a main restaurant, a bar… and other hidden culinary wonders.
- Breakfast [Buffet]: Buffet. YES! Okay, Japanese breakfasts are amazing. The Mercure's was good, not amazing, but perfectly acceptable.
- Asian breakfast : Expect this
- Western breakfast: Also expect
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Bottle of water, Room service [24-hour]: All present and accounted for.
- Happy Hour: I'm a sucker for a hotel Happy Hour. Need to remember it and take advantage next time!
- Poolside bar: I didn't see a pool.
- Snack bar: Nope.
- Safe dining setup: They tried. Felt pretty safe. The tables weren't exactly 6 feet apart, but they certainly tried.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Well, everything appeared clean.
- Food Delivery: I did see this possibility, but there is usually plenty of food at the hotel.
- Breakfast in room: I cannot remember whether this was possible or not.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Unsure.
Anecdote Time: The Ramen Incident. (And My Regrets)
Okay, here’s where it gets messy. Because Hokkaido is famous for ramen. And I, being a ravenous human, decided to fully embrace this fact. There’s no ramen in the hotel. But there were about a million ramen shops within walking distance. And I…went to them. I ate ramen for breakfast, ramen for lunch, ramen for dinner. I think I even dreamt in broth.
The Mercure provided the perfect basecamp. Close enough to the action, safe, clean. But my stomach? My poor, abused stomach… Let's just say, if they had a body scrub service, I might have needed it. Would recommend eating less ramen than I did.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter.
- Concierge: Super helpful. Seriously. The concierge helped me with train tickets and was a lifesaver as I was trying to figure out where all the food was.
- Daily Housekeeping: Yes, and they were meticulous. Never underestimate a clean room!
- Elevator: Essential.
- Doorman, Laundry Service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Cash withdrawal, Convenience store, Currency exchange: All available to make your trip a little easier.
- Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars: All the usual business stuff.
- Exterior corridor: Exterior corridor
- Additional features:
- On-site Event Hosting is available.
- The staff are well trained
- They provide all the facilities for the disabled.
For the Kids: Fam-Friendly, Maybe?
- Family/child friendly: Yup. Saw a few families there.
- Babysitting service and kids facilities: Unfortunately I did not personally check these out.
- Kids meal: Not sure.
Access and Getting Around
- CCTV in common areas and outside property: Security is sound.
- Check-in/out [express] and check-in/out [private]: Both are available.
- Hotel chain and Front desk [24-hour], Security [24-hour]: You are in safe hands.
- Taxi service, Car park [free of charge], Airport transfer: Plenty of transport options.
Available in all rooms:
- Additional toilet: Not that I could see
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.: All the usual suspects, and all were good. The bed was comfortable, the shower worked, and the blackout curtains
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into my potential Sapporo adventure! This isn't your typical travel blog, alright? This is me, raw and unfiltered, navigating the snow and the inevitable cultural blunders. Mercure Sapporo, here I come… maybe. (And yes, I'm already stressed about packing.)
Mercure Sapporo - My (Potentially Disastrous) Itinerary
(Note: This is subject to change. Like, a lot. My mood swings faster than the weather in Sapporo. And let's be real, I haven't even booked the darn flight yet.)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Takoyaki Hunt (Predicted Meltdown Level: 6/10)
- Morning (or, whenever the hell my flight arrives): Touchdown in the glorious, snowy… uh, whatever Sapporo airport is called. Pray to the travel gods my luggage decides to show up. Visions of that crucial puffer jacket being lost already haunt me. Then, the dreaded train ride to Mercure Sapporo. I've seen the videos. Looks easy. Yeah, right. I envision myself, a flailing, luggage-laden mess, desperately trying to navigate the Japanese train system while mumbling something about "lost in translation."
- Afternoon: Check-in. Hopefully, my room isn't haunted (or overlooking a noisy construction site). Unpack. Take a deep breath and tell myself "You can do this, you can do this…" Then, the REAL mission begins: The Takoyaki Hunt! My Google maps says there's a place nearby. I'm picturing myself, a lone wolf (well, a slightly hangry wolf), wandering through the snowy streets, the scent of octopus balls guiding me like a culinary compass. I hope they're not TOO spicy. My spice tolerance resembles a toddler's. I'm already dreaming of those little balls of deliciousness… and the potential for a massive, sauce-covered disaster on my pristine white scarf.
- Evening: Dinner. Okay, I’m probably going to be completely exhausted and jet-lagged by now. Maybe the hotel restaurant? Or maybe I'll be bold and try a ramen place. I'm reading conflicting reports – some say the ramen is a must-do, others say it's overwhelmingly salty. This is the kind of paralyzing decision-making that's going to be a running theme, I just know it. Then back to the room. I'm absolutely going to try to translate some Japanese shows and inevitably have an emotional breakdown when I understand none of it.
Day 2: Market Mayhem and the Sapporo Beer Garden (Potential for Epic Fail: 8/10)
- Morning: The Sapporo Central Wholesale Market. I've seen the photos – mountains of crab, glistening seafood, and what looks like a whole lot of intense negotiation. I'm not sure I'm cut out for this level of hardcore market interaction. I'll try to be brave, order some uni, and hopefully not make a complete fool of myself. I might even try to haggle… (shudders).
- Afternoon: The Sapporo Snow Festival. I’m SO EXCITED. And terrified. I’ve seen breathtaking pictures of the ice sculptures, but the crowds… Oh, the crowds! I’m also worried about my photography skills, which are… let’s just say, "in progress." I'm going to try to take some decent shots, but even the best pictures might not capture the actual majesty of what the ice sculptures are like in person.
- Evening: The Sapporo Beer Garden. Ah, the beer. I'm not a HUGE beer drinker, but I'm expecting a good time. I'm even more terrified about the idea of being overwhelmed by the size of the portions, but I suppose by this point in time, I will be more used to the portions and the way of life. I am looking forward to the beer. I'll order a flight, take some pictures, and pretend I know something about what I'm drinking. I'm sure I’ll end up talking too loudly, accidentally spilling something on myself, and generally embarrassing myself. But hey – it's a travel story, right? And this place is something I'm really looking forward to.
Day 3: Chocolate Dreams and Botanical Garden Blunders (Probability of a Catastrophe: 7/10)
- Morning: Shiroi Koibito Park. Chocolate! Okay, this is more my speed. I'll sample all the cookies, buy way too many souvenirs, and maybe even take a cute picture or two. This should be a nice, relaxed morning after the market and the beer.
- Afternoon: The Hokkaido University Botanical Garden. I need some peace and quiet after all the sugar and the Sapporo Snow Festival. I should probably go early to avoid crowds, especially if the weather is good. I'll wander the grounds, take some pictures, and try to breathe. I envision myself getting hopelessly lost amidst the greenery and maybe even encountering some wildlife.
- Evening: Okay, after all this, I’m going to be completely exhausted. I may or may not actually make it to dinner. I'm pretty sure I'm going to want to eat something to gain energy, especially if it has the taste of my adventures. Maybe I'll just order room service and watch some ridiculous Japanese game show. I'll order more Takoyaki, because really, I think I can eat them all day.
Day 4: Departure and Existential Dread (Emotional Rollercoaster: 9/10)
- Morning: Pack. The dreaded moment of truth. Will everything fit? Will I have bought too many souvenirs? Will my luggage make it home this time? I'll have to check out of Mercure Sapporo. Last minute scramble around to make sure I haven't left anything in my room.
- Afternoon: Train to the airport. More potential for public humiliation on the train – more train drama! I'm going to be really sad to leave. I'm sure I'll be filled with that post-trip melancholy, the bittersweet feeling of having experienced something amazing.
- Evening: Back home. Unpack. Write this hilariously inaccurate travel blog (hopefully). Dream about those damn Takoyaki for weeks to come. Start planning the next trip.
Final Thoughts (aka, My Nervous Ramblings):
Honestly, I’m terrified, excited, and already picturing all the ways this trip can go wrong. But you know what? That’s part of the fun. This is just a rough draft, a prayer to the travel gods. Real life will undoubtedly be messier, funnier, and probably filled with more awkward encounters than I can even imagine. But I'm embracing it. This isn’t about perfection. It’s about the experience, the memories, and those delicious, potentially disastrous, takoyaki balls. Wish me luck! I'm going to need it.
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So, is Mercure Sapporo actually *good*? Like, really good? Or just...okay?
Okay, deep breath. Okay is a *lie*. It's... complicated. Look, on paper, it's a solid hotel. Clean rooms, decent location (walking distance to the Susukino nightlife – hello!), and a seemingly helpful staff. But! (And there’s always a ‘but’ in these things, isn’t there?) It’s not the Four Seasons, okay? Don't go expecting the world. Think more… reliable Camry than Ferrari.
My first impression? A bit underwhelming. The lobby felt a tad sterile, like a waiting room at a very well-lit dentist's office. But then, walking into my room… ah, the relief of uncluttered space! After a long day of battling the crowds at the Sapporo Beer Garden (more on that later… trust me, it was a battle for my sanity!), a clean, quiet room is practically Nirvana.
What's the deal with the location? Is it actually convenient?
Alright, let’s be real: the location is GOOD. Not perfect, mind you. It's not *right* in the middle of everything, so you’re gonna walk a bit. But it’s incredibly easy to get to places. Sapporo Station is a short train ride (and trust me, you’ll be going there. For EVERYTHING.) The Susukino entertainment district is practically a stumble away.
I accidentally stumbled *right* into a karaoke bar at 3 AM. Don't judge. It's Hokkaido. The drinks are flowing, the snow is falling (probably), and your inhibitions are… well, they’re gone. Mercure Sapporo made that impromptu karaoke adventure *possible* without needing a three-hour public transport journey back. That's a win in my book. Plus, a little grocery store nearby meant midnight ramen runs were a definite possibility. Glorious possibility.
What about the rooms? Are they… comfy?
Okay, ROOMS. This is where things get interesting. They're… fine. Actually functional. I had a double room, and it wasn't cramped. The bed was surprisingly comfy, which is essential after a day of battling blizzards (yes, I experienced a blizzard. Hokkaido in winter, remember?). The bathroom was adequate. Maybe a wee bit… *dated*? Think clean lines, functional everything, and no unnecessary fluff. Definitely no heated toilet seats (a small tragedy, really).
The lighting could be better. Everything was a bit… clinical-feeling. But let's be honest, you're not going to spend all your time in your room are you? Okay maybe if you're me you might. But you shouldn't. Go explore! Go eat! Go get lost in the beautiful (and freezing) streets of Sapporo! The room just needs to be a functional base, and it does that.
Breakfast… tell me about breakfast. Is it worth it?
Ugh, breakfast. Okay, here’s the deal: The breakfast buffet at Mercure Sapporo is… standard. It’s not going to blow your mind. It is, however, *essential* before a day of exploring. They have a decent mix of Western and Japanese options. The usual suspects: eggs (cooked however you want), bacon (crispy!), some sad-looking pastries. But they also had miso soup, rice, and some delicious local pickles.
My biggest mistake? Not trying the natto (fermented soybeans) on the first morning. The *smell*… oh god, the smell. It hit me like a wave. I spent the next two days regretting my cowardice. Honestly, the memory of the untouched natto still haunts me. Do yourself a favour, and be brave. Or at least try a tiny spoonful. You might love it (or you might hate it. Either way, it's an experience.)
Okay, let’s talk service. How was the staff? Helpful? Annoyed?
The staff… were mostly lovely. Honestly. There's a certain reserve, which is standard for Japanese service – efficient but warm. They were helpful when I had questions, and they spoke enough English (phew!) to make communication easy. One time, my key card stopped working (user error, I'm sure). They fixed it immediately with a smile. One time, I asked for extra pillows. Again, no problem.
There was one slightly awkward moment when I tried to check in early and got the brush-off (completely understandable, I was arriving at like 9 am). But, hey, nobody’s perfect. Overall, the service was efficient and polite. Not a *memorable* experience, but it was good enough to get the job done.
What about the downsides? Anything REALLY bad?
Okay, time for the brutal honesty. The worst part, hands down? Okay, no, not the breakfast (although, the natto….). It's the Wi-Fi. It was… spotty. Sometimes it worked flawlessly. Other times, it went AWOL, leaving me staring at my phone, desperately searching for a connection to the outside world. Because, social media addiction, you know.
Also, let's address the elephant in the room: the elevators. They are slow. Especially during peak times. Be prepared to wait. And maybe, just maybe, consider the stairs if you're on a lower floor and you’re feeling ambitious. Trust me, it’s better than the elevator music, which I swear was the same song on repeat for the entire trip. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. But still… slow elevators and bad wi-fi can try your patience.
Would you go back? Even with the Wi-Fi woes?
Honestly? Yeah, I would. Despite the slightly dated feel, the slow elevators, the questionable Wi-Fi, and the natto (I’m still working through the natto trauma), Mercure Sapporo offers decent value for money. It’s clean, it’s convenient, and it provides a comfortable base for exploring the wonders of Hokkaido. And the Susukino karaoke bars are *definitely* a draw.
Look, it’s not a luxury hotel. It’s a solid, reliable choice. And for me, after a day of exploring, the reliability and (mostly) chill vibes won me over. Would I recommend it unequivocally? No. But would I tell you to rule it out? Absolutely not. Just be prepared for the occasional Wi-Fi dropout and the lingering smell of fermented soybeans. And bring a portable charger. You'll need it.